Randomness...

Dad sent me this, and I had to pass it on...

Doctor's Office: Bubba Had Shingles

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Bubba:Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
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I have 3 LOs to share from this morning...

Title: You Hold the Key to My Heart

Credits:
Papers, word art, and elements from the Hugs N Kisses kit by Gina Miller of Simply Homespun Designs available at Divine Digital.
Script run on photo: Violet Mist by Heather Manning Designs.
Photo by me.
Fonts: DokChampa
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Title: 5 Nicknames I Had in School

Credits:
Paper from the Heart to Heart kit by Snowraven available at Kutnkudly Kreations.
Fonts: Epoxy History; Depressionist Three; Danette

LO completes challenge 3 of 50 from the My Fives Challenges at DD.
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Title: Last 5 People I Emailed

Credits:
Papers, flower, and cardboard w/pin from the Dirt Don't Hurt - Basics kit by Heather Manning Designs available at Purple Paper Flowers.
Breadtag and reverse staple from the Close It Commercial Use Pack by Heather Manning Designs available at Purple Paper Flowers.
Fonts: CK Kimono

LO completes challenge 16 of 50 from the My Fives Challenges at DD. (Email addresses purposely blanked out for posting purposes.)
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2 of my designers have decided to stop designing for profit due to health/personal reasons so as of the end of Feb I'll be on the hunt again I'm sure! I have to try to remember to stay up for the ADSR kickoff chat tonight. First challenge is posted Sunday, and I'm a little nervous as this is my first time participating! Off to check out Heather's big announcement at her blog!

Thanks for stopping by, and have a great day!